Once upon a time there were four northern wildmen who were given musical instruments as part of a social experiment in hopes that they would find some semblance of culture and civility. The experiment was a failure, they were unable to give up their savage ways.
The damage was done, the wildmen could not be re-integrated into their natural environment.
It was decided by the ministry of song'n'dance that they should be made to entertain the masses until the cost of the experiment was recuperated.
And they've been performing ever since.
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